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A Bronx Tale of Raccoons and Sovereignty: The 3 AM Orator

A Bronx Tale of Raccoons and Sovereignty: The 3 AM Orator People think the squirrels run the day, but the night belongs to the Specialists. I was taking the trash out at 3:00 AM—that eerie time when the Bronx actually gets quiet—when I heard it: the clatter of a metal lid hitting the concrete with… Continue reading A Bronx Tale of Raccoons and Sovereignty: The 3 AM Orator

The Bodega Cat

Every neighborhood bodega has a boss. Sometimes the boss has four paws, a bad attitude, and complete control over the checkout counter.

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